Thursday, March 22, 2012

Overdue Posting

Sorry it has been a while since I posted here. I mean, there is only so much you can post about a spoiled rotten, ungrateful cat....

Lately, Merlin is letting the squirrels eat his food, while he is two feet away. What cat lets a squirrel eat his food?

He also let's a specific stray cat eat his food. This stray appears to be a mix between a stray cat and a lynx cat.  Did I mention that he is just as big as Merlin, and Merlin is around 22 pounds.

He also has a thing for lizards or geckos. He apparently wipes out the lizard population, and brings them to me as a gift.  This, of course, he does this at 3 am, and is the only time he actually meows loud enough for me to hear him.

He will not shut up till I open the sliding door and inspect his catch of the day:  A dead lizard.

I plan on putting another pink collar on him, with rhinestones.  Some of my co-workers suggested that paint a purple or pink mohawk on him, with one on those washout dyes.

However, since I live in Texas, the owner might feel compelled to shoot me for defacing her cat.  For safety reasons, I will stick to the collar, and put a note on it, to see if the owner will read it and respond.

After all, I am taking care of her cat as well by spending my hard earned money on food.