Sunday, January 8, 2012

Just completed a Pet CPR Class, Merlin will be my first 'victim to resuscitate'

Just completed my first Pet CPR class yesterday.  When I got home, Merlin was in rare form.  He kept scratching at my window, in spite of a full bowl of food, and fresh water.  This went on from 4pm to 12 midnight.  Every time I tried to go out there to play with him, he would run, and hide, and when I closed the door, he came back again. I think somebody slipped some drugs to that cat.

Finally I ignored him the rest of the night.  He eventually went home, hopefully to the bowels of hell, where he came from.  I mean, what the f**k is wrong with this cat?  Now I understand why his owner lets him out.  We all know who runs Merlin's household, both his permanent home and my home.

I think that I will be renting Merlin out to people to catch mice.