Well, this cat has being totally confused. I decided to put a matte pink collar, with glitter on him. Merlin decided to spend last weekend on the porch, all weekend, day and night. He seemed depressed and ate like a pig.
Well, the owner has decided to let Merlin keep the collar on. Apparently, Merlin has decided to kill a lizard and share the find with me on Monday, at 4am. Additionally, Merlin decided to also wake me up at 3:15am, for food.
I will pay anyone to take this cat off of my hands, with a month supply of food.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Overdue Posting
Sorry it has been a while since I posted here. I mean, there is only so much you can post about a spoiled rotten, ungrateful cat....
Lately, Merlin is letting the squirrels eat his food, while he is two feet away. What cat lets a squirrel eat his food?
He also let's a specific stray cat eat his food. This stray appears to be a mix between a stray cat and a lynx cat. Did I mention that he is just as big as Merlin, and Merlin is around 22 pounds.
He also has a thing for lizards or geckos. He apparently wipes out the lizard population, and brings them to me as a gift. This, of course, he does this at 3 am, and is the only time he actually meows loud enough for me to hear him.
He will not shut up till I open the sliding door and inspect his catch of the day: A dead lizard.
I plan on putting another pink collar on him, with rhinestones. Some of my co-workers suggested that paint a purple or pink mohawk on him, with one on those washout dyes.
However, since I live in Texas, the owner might feel compelled to shoot me for defacing her cat. For safety reasons, I will stick to the collar, and put a note on it, to see if the owner will read it and respond.
After all, I am taking care of her cat as well by spending my hard earned money on food.
Lately, Merlin is letting the squirrels eat his food, while he is two feet away. What cat lets a squirrel eat his food?
He also let's a specific stray cat eat his food. This stray appears to be a mix between a stray cat and a lynx cat. Did I mention that he is just as big as Merlin, and Merlin is around 22 pounds.
He also has a thing for lizards or geckos. He apparently wipes out the lizard population, and brings them to me as a gift. This, of course, he does this at 3 am, and is the only time he actually meows loud enough for me to hear him.
He will not shut up till I open the sliding door and inspect his catch of the day: A dead lizard.
I plan on putting another pink collar on him, with rhinestones. Some of my co-workers suggested that paint a purple or pink mohawk on him, with one on those washout dyes.
However, since I live in Texas, the owner might feel compelled to shoot me for defacing her cat. For safety reasons, I will stick to the collar, and put a note on it, to see if the owner will read it and respond.
After all, I am taking care of her cat as well by spending my hard earned money on food.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Just completed a Pet CPR Class, Merlin will be my first 'victim to resuscitate'
Just completed my first Pet CPR class yesterday. When I got home, Merlin was in rare form. He kept scratching at my window, in spite of a full bowl of food, and fresh water. This went on from 4pm to 12 midnight. Every time I tried to go out there to play with him, he would run, and hide, and when I closed the door, he came back again. I think somebody slipped some drugs to that cat.
Finally I ignored him the rest of the night. He eventually went home, hopefully to the bowels of hell, where he came from. I mean, what the f**k is wrong with this cat? Now I understand why his owner lets him out. We all know who runs Merlin's household, both his permanent home and my home.
I think that I will be renting Merlin out to people to catch mice.
Finally I ignored him the rest of the night. He eventually went home, hopefully to the bowels of hell, where he came from. I mean, what the f**k is wrong with this cat? Now I understand why his owner lets him out. We all know who runs Merlin's household, both his permanent home and my home.
I think that I will be renting Merlin out to people to catch mice.
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